Sekurity condoms ($168).
Patent #287568 is for a “pulley, roller, or wheel,” which doesn’t
seem very condom-centric. However, there
are many other exciting condom-related patents, such as patent
#7086646 “Kissing shield game and method of use thereof,”
patent #7080984 “Simulated disposable foreskin for training
surgical procedure of infant circumcision,” and who could forget
patent #7018366 “Vacuum assisted relief system (VARS).”
Of course all of these
are available for viewing at the
US Patent Office whenever
they decide to get their heads out of Quicktime’s ass. Static images ... viewed
with a movie player ... yes. Brilliant. Can I get another order of hoops, please?
I love reading this crap, though. “The condom of claim 1 wherein the male genitalia desensitizing agent is benzocaine.” This is from patent #7086403, “Condom with male genital desensitizer lubricant,” because of the problem with condoms heightening sensitivity.
